Ruined, by me, for the stealthy mentions of religion in the post.
My favourite quote on this subject, encapsulating the difference between the British and American takes, is this:
“My dear, religion is like a penis. It’s a perfectly fine thing to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in front of my face we have a problem.” — attributed to Maggie Smith.
According to the main page of the domain, the author is “Assistant Professor of Theology”, so…
A urologist might mention any specialized tools they have for penis analysis when describing their workstation setup, too.
Ah, well, that would explain it. :-) A pretend professor in a pretend university… ;-)
Coming from a pretend journalist?
I have said similar myself sometimes…