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      By the way, strings are just arrays of characters.

      String == Char[]!

      Similarly, integers are just arrays of digits.

      Int == Digit[]!

      Whenever I think the jokes must have ended, something like this pops up

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        imported units will be subject to a 25% tariff, that is, imported code will run 25% slower and, at random, 25% of your code (lines) will be lost

        I guess this solves the problem of too much 3rd party code in your repo.

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          Just have to put the CPU into protectionist mode!

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          You can make classes, but you can only ever make one instance of them. This shouldn’t affect how most object-oriented programmers work.

          Now I’m looking for the “boilerplate” keyword …

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            love the name

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              Would perhaps be a good language for exploring controversial design concepts, such as the principle of least privilege.

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              I’d love to see the discussion in which they decided to rename dreamberd to gulfofmexico

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                I don’t understand the joke of the original name.