This article is pretty vapid, IMO. Perhaps it’s satire and I don’t get it? Look at this (emphasis mine):

Dan says he hasn’t tried turning the system on yet because its missing the power cord, but that he plans on buying a cord that will work with it soon to test it out. The system also has a cartridge and a CD. He has no idea what’s on either.

And, a little below:

He added that he’s going to bring the console back with him to Denver and might have a friend who runs a retro game shop have a look at it.

There might be more, but that’s when I stopped reading.