I just can’t muster the energy to care about any of these PHP complaints. It’s one programming language of dozens to choose from. If you don’t like PHP, don’t use it, don’t write about it, don’t complain about it.
It’s one thing to vent about something you use because you’re passionate about it and want to make it better, but if a fork of PHP were to spring up and suddenly fix all of its problems, would Jeff Attwood and all these other haters suddenly switch to it? I highly doubt it.