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      ;; Came from a different functional language, sees patterns everywhere
      (define factorial
        (match-lambda
         (0 1)
         (n (* n (factorial (sub1 n))))))
      

      'personally attacked'.

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        Is this bad style in Scheme? I know a little Haskell and this definitively looks like what I’d write, looks much more clear than the other ones.

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          Not really. FWIW neither match-lambda nor sub1 are standard, but pattern matching isn’t uncommon in the Scheme code I’ve worked on. (Well, the Guile code I’ve worked on.)

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            Yet, there is a standard pattern matcher, in syntax-rules. Not suitable, of course for matching general data structures out of the box, but the premise for inclusion, I think, is there.

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      ;; Feels enlightened after learning about CPS but doesn't know what to do with this information

      I remember going through this stage. (I still don’t really know what to do with this information…)

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      ;; Really likes lists, carries around their own 300 line file of helper procedures

      I feel personally insulted.

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      I had never heard of or thought of using colours to highlight which parens close which and now it seems so obvious in hindsight I want this yesterday.

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        It’s been a thing (at least in Emacs) for a while: https://www.emacswiki.org/emacs/RainbowDelimiters

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      I enjoyed this a little too much…

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      ;; Concerned about wasted performance, really likes the word 'amortised'
      

      Hey…

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      ;; Gone mad with power after discovering macros, likes -funroll-loops
      (define-syntax factorial
        (lambda (stx)
          (syntax-case stx ()
            ((_ 0) #'1)
            ((_ n) #`(* n (factorial
                           #,(sub1 (syntax->datum #'n))))))))
      

      Is it actually improve performance in scheme? I would guess loop unrolling easy to implement. Does quasisyntax survive r7rs?

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        Only if the compiler has a strategy to precompute arithmetic operations at compile-time. Even then, there are much better optimisations you can do without sacrificing run-time flexibility (check out the link to math/number-theory at the bottom).
        And no, R7RS Small only mandates syntax-rules. Implementations independently advocate for syntax-case, explicit/implicit renaming and syntactic closures. But yes, it’s pretty much trivial to unroll loops with a macro system that allows you to break hygiene.

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      I chuckled at some of these, very recognisable :)

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      Reminds me of this old chestnut:

      https://people.cs.uchicago.edu/~wiseman/humor/large-programs.html

      (“A Short Ballad Dedicated to the Growth of Programs” By Ashwin Ram)

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      I like these scope-coloured braces. How are they achieved here?

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        I don’t know how the author formatted them, but vim has rainbow parentheses, and emacs has rainbow delimiters. (The vim version also works on arbitrary delimiters.)

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        It’s a quick and dirty script I put together here.