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    Wear as jewelry: On one hand, rubies are pretty popular in jewelry. On the other, a sneklace would be hella sweet. Advantage: Tie

    Incidentally, Python would be better as a tie.

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      The point of this section was to choose a winner, not a tie.

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        hehe, I have to admit, that thought occurred to me too ;)

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        Stumbled into this during an archive dive. Might be the first tech writing I ever put online, well before I’d even heard of formal methods. Turns out I’m much better at explaining things than making fun of them!

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          But… This is a masterful shitpost.

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            I am very good at explaining things.

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              What programming language should I use for my startup?

              PHP.

              😤

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            That’s not a bad thing. Both of those are skills. You are better at the (much) more useful one.

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            I lol’d, for real, many times. Glorious. I’m glad you didn’t tour out on the road and avoid writing Are We Special. :)

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              Wear as jewelry: On one hand, rubies are pretty popular in jewelry. On the other, a sneklace would be hella sweet.

              I LOLed

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                Thanks for the morning laugh ! :’)