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    I found this hilarious. I would change one, though:

    From: 1986 - Brad Cox and Tom Love create Objective-C, announcing “this language has all the memory safety of C combined with all the blazing speed of Smalltalk.” Modern historians suspect the two were dyslexic.

    To: 1986 - Brad Cox and Tom Love create Objective-C, announcing “this language has all the memory safety of Smalltalk combined with all the blazing speed of C.” Modern historians suspect the two were dyslexic.