I’ve heard the Prolog one with “false”, which is apparently more accurate because Prolog interpreters would return a constructive proof if the inquiry were provable… But I don’t actually use Prolog.
I think it depends which version of Prolog you’re using. I remember when I was playing with the language I didn’t use SWI but the other one [maybe GNU? From memory there were pretty much just those two versions in use], and the answers were yes or no.
Also we can see both are possible from Wikipedia and SO.
In any case, it’s a pretty niche joke and I didn’t expect the maintainers of that repo to merge it; not sure it’s exactly the right crowd :)
Edit: Upon re-reading your comment I realise I may have misinterpreted you slightly. You don’t say that Prolog doesn’t use yes/no, just that false might be more accurate. In that case, I don’t know, it might be!
Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Yes.
I’ve been hearing news about this big boolean.
Huge if true.
Already miles better than what is currently there!
Submit them, please :D
Alright, I relented :)
Thanks for the prompt.
I’ve heard the Prolog one with “false”, which is apparently more accurate because Prolog interpreters would return a constructive proof if the inquiry were provable… But I don’t actually use Prolog.
I think it depends which version of Prolog you’re using. I remember when I was playing with the language I didn’t use SWI but the other one [maybe GNU? From memory there were pretty much just those two versions in use], and the answers were yes or no.
Also we can see both are possible from Wikipedia and SO.
In any case, it’s a pretty niche joke and I didn’t expect the maintainers of that repo to merge it; not sure it’s exactly the right crowd :)
Edit: Upon re-reading your comment I realise I may have misinterpreted you slightly. You don’t say that Prolog doesn’t use yes/no, just that false might be more accurate. In that case, I don’t know, it might be!
2019 is off to a good start, you goobers.
I love this one:
Reminded me of this excellent comic: https://web.archive.org/web/20050208090942/http://piratejesus.com/nerdcore/017.html
What’s a pirate’s favourite programming language?
R! :D
Uh, no. A pirate’s first love be the deep C.
I’m confused be some of these, for example
I don’t even get why that’s a question.
ok. I’ll fix it.
Should probably be “What do you call [“hip”, “hip”]?” or “Whaddu call [“hip”, “hip”]? :p
“whaddaya” sounds more how I speak, personally. I do not speak as I type. :)
Oh, I was thinking of S-Expressions when I saw (hip hip array!) and I thought it was some array/linked-list joke.
This joke works better as a written one-liner. It looks like Wes Bos tried to force it into a uniform format.
correct