I’m so old, this reminded me of back when $FLASHY_LANGUAGE was Java 🤣
I think I’ve read this post before…
Yep, we all did.
And the ending so good:
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This was great.
Reminds me of a rant I wrote a while ago about an article titled “How and Why We Switched from Erlang to Python”.
🤦♀️ omg they switch to PYTHON because they needed faster CPU speed? Like, I love Python, paid my bill for years, but it’s a terrible choice for CPU bound speed improvements.