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    I’m so old, this reminded me of back when $FLASHY_LANGUAGE was Java 🤣

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      I think I’ve read this post before…

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        Yep, we all did. And the ending so good:

        “… If you’re reading this and are interested in $HYPED_TECHNOLOGY like we are, we are hiring! Be sure to check out our jobs page, where there will be zero positions related to $FLASHY_LANGUAGE …”

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        This was great.

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          Reminds me of a rant I wrote a while ago about an article titled “How and Why We Switched from Erlang to Python”.

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            🤦‍♀️ omg they switch to PYTHON because they needed faster CPU speed? Like, I love Python, paid my bill for years, but it’s a terrible choice for CPU bound speed improvements.