Avert your eyes! (Even worse: it’s animated. They have crimes against humanity for a reason.)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Today’s flight on WebGL Air will take us high above the cloud. Those of you sitting in Chrome class, on the desktop side of the plane, will have the clearest view. Internet Explorer class passengers may turn to their in-seat entertainment system instead. Passengers are reminded to put away their iPads and iPhones during take off and landing.
Your problem is that you are using internet exploder. Not that they shouldn’t be keeping up on graceful degradation for their site, but it really looks much better in Firefox or Chrome.