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    For starters, the messages were “encrypted”. This encryption was the product of extensive internal research. What our security specialists came up with was a substitution cipher, which returned at the first zero-byte it encountered. In other words, “Caesar’s cipher except Caesar gets stabbed by Brutus seconds into it and dies”.

    I will infallibly have a stroke of some kind if I read much further.