I just wonder how long until someone comes along who doesn’t realize this is satire perfected to a work of art and actually use it in production.
The original INTERCAL was basically the same thing, but for the “hip” mainframe languages of the 1970s; I feel like IntercalScript is a worthy successor in that regard.
When I saw the name “IntercalScript” I thought “oh, somebody’s implemented an INTERCAL interpreter in JS, that’s pretty cute”, but no, it’s much better than that.
I’m impressed that someone spent That Much Time on this. Or maybe “impressed” is not the most appropriate word…
The appropriate word is “delighted”
The implementation languages listed by Github really tell you all you need to know:
For a good time, try to find all these languages.
Thanks for the trip down the memory lane. I too thought of INTERCAL first
The “coverage 110%” and “build extremely passing” badges are very nice touches. :)