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Fetlang is a statically typed, procedural, esoteric programming language and reference implementation. It is designed such that source code looks like poorly written fetish erotica.
Fetlang is not recommended for production use at this moment, especially in medical or military applications.


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    I would complain about the syntax, but I’m slightly averse to kink-shaming.

    And let’s be honest, we’ve all seen much more disturbing things in Javascript anyhow.


    No “switch” equivalent for control flow? That’s no fun at all.

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      I love the license!