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    I like the ending. Some people who love to make fun of PHP are super-defensive about criticisms of their own preferred language. But satire punches up. You make a much more thought-provoking comment when you critique something you really live with. Instead of “You just don’t understand Haskell,” reply with “As someone who uses this day-in and day-out, the things which really drive me over a cliff are….”