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      Unicode has what? Combining characters to render all possible families (requiring colour displays, no doubt), flag rendering depending on global geopolitical state and XML specifications for formatting dates? The Unicode Consortium is certifiably insane. What next, rotating 3D glyphs with precise rotational direction and speed specified by combining characters? Man, I just wanted a unified encoding for all earthly languages!

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        I am excited for when the Unicode Consortium finally comes up with a way for me to express myself through the language of customizable 3D emojis.

        You can only say so much with the skin color glyph, you know?

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        I like your last line. :)